Funny Back to School Quotes
“School is the easiest job you’ll ever have.” — Marty Klazmer
“If you think your teachers are tough, wait ‘til you get a boss.” — Bill Gates
“Respect your parents. They passed school without Google.” – Anonymous
“School is a building which has four walls with tomorrow inside.” – Lon Watters
“I would enjoy school more if I was allowed to bring a pillow.” — Unknown
“You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.” — Bill Watterson
“I said school starts tomorrow. I didn’t say I was going to be there.” — Kim Harrison
Funny Back to School Quotes
“It’s not that I hate school. I just hate waking up early in the morning.” — Unknown
“You are allowed to scream. You are allowed to cry. But, you are not allowed to give up.”
“First day of school, make sure that you know your locker combination.” — Jordan Francis
“There is nothing on earth intended for innocent people so horrible as a school.” — George Bernard Shaw
“The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn’t stop until you get to school.” — Milton Berle
“Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today’s world—an assigned parking space.” — Gene Perret
“3 things I’ve learned in school. Texting without looking. Sleeping without getting caught. Teamwork on tests.”
“In bed, it’s 6 am you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 7:45. At school it’s 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 1:31.”
“School is killing us. Textbooks are made from paper. Paper is made from trees. We need trees for Oxygen. Thus the school is killing us.”
“The proudest moment of my school life is when I know nothing in the exam and my teacher says’ Hide your answer sheet, the student behind you is copying you”
