The best, funniest and most clever quotes about coffee are…
Humanity runs on coffee
Coffee is a language in itself.
Coffee is a kind of magic you can drink…
Catherynne M. Valente
I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.
Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
– Alphonse Allais
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
– T.S. Eliot
I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee.
I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.
But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.
He quit drinking coffee, and naturally, his brain stopped working.
The fresh smell of coffee soon wafted through the apartment, the smell that separates night from day.
Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.
Charles Maurice de Talleyrand
No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee.’
Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat.
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems
I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.
To make me happy: Make me coffee, bring me coffee, be coffee …coffee.
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee
The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drinks.
Sir James MacKintosh
He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something
Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool Coffee Jokes
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ’Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.’
Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after
Anne Morrow Lindbergh